How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...