Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
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An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...