Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...