A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...