Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...