A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
If Timex ran Christmas…
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Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
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What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...