Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...