10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...