Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...