Getting old when
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A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...