Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!