Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...