The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...