A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)