Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...