What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...