The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...