The amazing conductor
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My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Darwin Awards
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All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
A Mother’s Dictionary
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Did you hear about the blond?
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