Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Real opcodes
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Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.