Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...