A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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Your spinning me a yarn here!
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Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...