What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
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Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...