Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...