Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...