Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Top reasons why it’s great to be French
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O.J., Elway, and Modell?
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Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...