Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX….10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...