Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...