Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...