What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...