The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...