I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...