Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...