What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...