More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...