Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...