Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....