For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
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A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
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Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
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The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...