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Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
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What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
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Who is on First?
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Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
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The pre-birth class
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What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
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