I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
The world’s smartest man?
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Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...