Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...