Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!