Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...