Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
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Piccolo joke
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A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
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If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it