Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...