Signs you’ve grown up!
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sailor’s experience in the Army
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Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Food quotes and quips
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Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
50-50 relationship
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Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...