I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....