The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...