Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...