How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
Taking the final exam
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Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...