Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...