Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Job Interview No-No’s!
If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:”You...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...